There’s something new. In a place I thought I knew. In the dashboard, clicks on posts. Add new. And there it is. Look to the right ……
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!?! This wasn’t here before! What does this mean? Is it a sign? Have the Alpacas finally invaded? Is it time? What does super-awesome even mean?
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO MEEE?????
It’s got a box next to it. I click on it. I click on it again. And again. And again. What is it doing?? Is it watching me? Is this the death button? Every time I click it, does someone die? Are the Alpacas eating them? Are they coming here? Does it bring them closer every time I click it? They’re going to eat me!
WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!
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*Beth returns from hiding under a blanket for a few minutes*
Umm ……..
Sorry about that ……….
I think I might be a teensy bit stressed ………
We have to choose our GCSE options soon, and I’ve been trying not to let it get to me …….
I think it’s working great!
Anyway …..
This button is creeping me out a bit. It’s like it’s just sitting there, watching me, waiting for me to write a post that is less than super-awesome, so it can report me to the Alpacas ………
It’s okay, I’m okay, I’m ….. okay?
I should probably go now ……..
DFTBA,
Beth.