Ramblings of a Misguided Squirrel

~Musings on Life from a Squirrel and her resident Umpa Lumpa~

Bio of a Squirrel

Hi, I’m Beth, and I’m 14 years old. There are some things you need to know about me ….

I am TOTALLY SANE. I feel you should know this now, before we start. You will probably make up your own mind regarding my sanity, but there’s no harm starting you off on the right track is there? πŸ˜‰

I use DFTBA a LOT. For future reference, it means Don’t Forget To Be Awesome. Yeah. Anyway ….

I am a massive fangirl. Doctor Who, Sherlock, etc. I shall try to control my fangirlness, but may not always succeed ….

I have a umpa lumpa on my head. His name is Steve Almighty. In other words …..

My name is Bethhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I have a umpaΒ lumpaΒ on my headdddddddddddd………

Steve Almighty shares his abode with the green magical snake, Geoff, and the green non-magical snake, Harry.

I will *hopefully* blog every day, so wish me luck!

Do not always expect this to be coherent. I will try, but success is … doubtful?

Anyway, this is me! Slightly random, VERY fangirl, and occasionally funny. Kick back, relax, and try to puzzle through my madness.

Any questions? Geoff and Harry handle that – you can contact them here: ihaveaumpalumpaonmyhead@gmail.com.





37 responses to “Bio of a Squirrel

  1. ellythewelly says:

    I have nominated you for the Versatile Bloggers Award! Follow the link to accept the award! http://ellythewelly.wordpress.com/2012/12/23/wow-versatile-bloggers-award/ πŸ˜€

  2. Lolly says:

    I can’t find it >.<

  3. Lolly says:

    No, no, false alarm I’ve found it….

  4. ellythewelly says:

    award, you already know about but I feel the need to tell you via your blog πŸ˜€

  5. georgepeat says:

    you may need to update this regarding the late steve almighty

  6. Jemlett199 xoxo says:

    Love this blog. AND DOCTOR WHO AGSHS>KJS:OUAOSHHNAK Cough cough. I’m sure we will be good squirrel friends. As I am of course totally sane πŸ˜‰

  7. georgepeat says:

    you have an award http://mindofgeorge.wordpress.com/2013/07/22/day-21-abc-award/ blog about it or DIE

    sorry typo

    blog about it or DIET

  8. Emory says:

    Hello Beth! I nominated you for the super sweet blogger award! Details here – http://freakoffandom.wordpress.com/2013/08/20/the-super-sweet-liebster-award/
    And I hope you have the very nicest of days! πŸ™‚

  9. Your not insane! πŸ™‚ You belong to the reality I belong to, where being different is flap jacking amazing!!! Go unique team… hoorah. Haha, you should go check out my blog, I have a feeling we shall be the goodest (not a word… move on.) of friends! πŸ™‚

  10. Tegan Owen says:

    Hey, I have nominate you for the Very Inspiring Blogger Award, because I believe you have a wonderful blog. Check it out over on my blog. xx


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