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LOOK A PROPER POST WITH ACTUAL WORDS AND THINGS IT’S SO EXCITING AAAAAAAAH RAINBOWS!

September 10, 2013 ihaveaumpalumpaonmyhead12 Comments

Hello!

Wow has life been hectic (ooooh …. Hectic Glow ….. *muffled sobs*)!

1st,

APOLOGIES FOR UNEXPLAINED ABSENCE!

It will continue to go unexplained until I think up a good enough excuse. If you’re lucky, it’ll be later in this post.

LIFE!

*sings* always comes as, a surprise … you just need to close your eyes ……

Yes yes, I know it’s really love. I heard it like that the first time, and now that is how I sing it. Every. Single. Freaking. Time. Seriously you would not believe how many times I find it necessary to sing that song.

Back on topic.

So much stuff!

We went back to school! You missed that. Shame. I know how you always looked forward to it.

*Yes, I accidentally just turned my blog into a fictional letter to a fictional person using the voice of Rory from Doctor Who. Shut up.*

Tumblr!

God, that website is taking over my life. It is so amazing!

You must all have my Tumblr, which I am in the process of re-designing so it looks better 😀

Just scroll ………….

and scroll ……..

I just realised – if you go on my Tumblr right now, you will get serious-issues-Tumblr-style and sex-on-legs pictures of Benedict Cumberbatch, Jenson Ackles (Dean) and Misha Collins (Cas).

hehehehe

It is also the main culprit in my other distraction of the moment,

ALL 8 SEASON OF SUPERNATURAL TO WATCH IN LESS THAN A MONTH!

Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

I got so much beautiful Destiel (Dean/Castiel) shipping on my Tumblr I had to know what was going on 😀

I now have four seasons before Cas appears.

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE DO THIS TO ME???

And, surprise, surprise, I am currently supposed to be doing FAS (Further Additional Science. As if regular science wasn’t enough) – Chemistry homework and tidying my room.

My other than that I did ALLLLLL my homework AND walked the dog AND nearly tidied my room!

Most productive day in MONTHS!

And I found this on Tumblr:

[screams out window]

IT’S ONE MONTH

[rips open shirt]

UNTIL SEASON 9

[punches a hole in the wall]

OF SUPERNATURAL

[screams back at you]

74 DAYS

[Aggressively grabs sonic screwdriver]

UNTIL DOCTOR WHO

[throws head in wall]

50TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL

[screams from the rooftop]

1895 BILLION YEARS

[throws the phone away]

UNTIL SEASON 3

[jumps of the rooftop]

DO I HAVE TO SAY OF WHAT

hehehehehehehe

On a more serious note:

It’s 9/11 day tomorrow, so there will be a very serious post then 😦

But for now –

A tres tres tres tres awesome quote to go out on:

“If you can’t blow them away with your brilliance,

baffle them with your bullshit”

Seriously that should be engraved on my gravestone.

And on that note,

I bid you

Adeiu!

DFTBA,

Beth

xxx

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50 Ways To Say Hello!

July 17, 2013 ihaveaumpalumpaonmyhead10 Comments

Hello my dears!

On the agenda for this evening:

Our new headmistress is a lunatic,
I am abandoning you for the weekend,
My grown up friend Clare,
My personality,
And another song I’ve had on indefinite repeat (what do I do with my life?).

The new headmistress! I’ve got to stop calling her that, she’s been here nearly a year now.

I guess it doesn’t help that all our school book’s covers were ordered wrong and still say Dr. McAuley (the headmaster) on them …….

But she’s insane!

She keeps changing the rules on us – most recently uniform!

No 6-button trousers. What does that MEAN? WE are pretty confidant she means these:

Which is annoying, but we stop wearing them.

Then she bans half the skirts people are wearing.

SO they complain, but some of them go out and buy new pleated ones.

And then yesterday we get an assembly – no pleated skirts, floaty skirts, jersey skirts or tight skirts. Oh, and no ‘fashion trousers’ (WHAT ARE FASHION TROUSERS?).

Grrr …….

And she got some random mannequins and dressed them up in what we should be wearing.

Which was hideous.

And she left them out in the hall so we could see them.

So me and my sister sneaked up when no one was looking, undid the top button, untucked the shirt and tried to roll the blazer sleeves up 😀 That was good 😀

Here is what facebook has to say about her new stuff:

Hannah:

The new Head Teacher of my school Is making many changes
Not going to go into detail because I really can’t be bothered

Although, I would like to point out her changes to the girls school uniform, (mainly school skirts) are stupid. Turns out no matter what skirt I get is not right, and so she will have the pleasure of seeing me come to school in my knickers next year

Ohh Mrs Keenan-Beardsley you are one lucky lady

Taby:

This is stupid. First of all Mrs KB says no pencil skirts, so I buy a pleated one. Then she says no pleated ones. WTF??? What am I supposed to wear, trousers? Oh no, you stopped me wearing my trousers this year as well. Our uniform was fine and so is the badge. It worked for all the years DMC was here so why change something that works well. It’s not the unifrom that makes a good school it’s the happiness of the people in it and the results we get. None of that has anything to do with uniform! Rant over. — feeling angry.

And I think that concludes my rant as well.

Next topic!

I am abandoning you!

I am off into Buxton for the weekend to see my two favourite cousins (shhhhhh!) in a production of Les Mis! They are the Inn keeper’s Wife and in the chorus, respectively.

Very exciting!

I think the part I am most looking forward to is the inn keepers wife and her very camp co-stars plot to steal Eponine’s role by running on during the singing/crying in the rain scene with an umbrella, and in the resulting confusion throwing her off the stage and singing her part, after screaming ‘The SHow Must Go On!’

I think it could work!

So I shall write brief posts on Friday with the 30 Day Challenge (would I abandon you? Or fail at my task?) questions in but unfortunately I shall not be able to post properly 😦

And Thursday shall be busy too!

When me and my sisters were younger we had a nanny named Clare.

Once when I was little, she took me somewhere and this random person asked if she was my mummy.

To which I replied “No, she’s my grown-up friend”

Hence the thing.

And I haven’t seen her in years but she’s coming to stay Thursday night!

Which will be nice 😀

Speaking of which, the question of the day!

‘3 Things You Like About Your Personality’

(I like this question 😀 Despite the lack of QUESTION MARKS!)

Well, I think …….

I am a basically nice person. Strip away everything else and I can still be nice to people, almost without thinking. I slip up sometimes, and make mistakes but I incredibly rarely intentionally try to hurt people.
I can usually understand people quite well, generally. Which makes be both very good at lying to them and able to stop when they’re lying. But equally when to leave stuff and not call them out on it. Again, stuff goes wrong but generally, it works!
I have a good sense of humour. I just do 😀

Well, that was nice! What about you guys? Anything you like/dislike about your personalities?

I have had this song going round in my head for days, and it keeps popping in and making my laugh at the worst moments. Plus people give me weird looks when I start singing (well, they do that anyway. But particularly, for various reason, this song) – but it’s so catchy!

You don’t generally get marks for having a well-balanced mind if people catch you singing it/writing down the lyrics though ………