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Sherlock: The Empty Hearse part 1 (sorry. I am so, so sorry)

EDIT: so this didn’t post when I wanted it too.

It was just after midnight, and it’s possible I interrupted it by killing my computer or something. Anyway, it’s here now, and you’ll get another post later AS WELL! Lucky lucky people!

DISCLAIMER: Contains spoilers and gifs that are not mine. Enjoy!

Hi!

Bit late today sorry! (shhhhhh 5 past midnight on the 4th totally counts as posting on the 3rd shhhhhhhh!)

But you know Tumbr, and I just finished watching Breakfast At Tiffany’s (love that film :D) and am sitting in my room actually physically shaking for absolutely no fucking reason so that. And this post will be about Sherlock, so brace yourselves.

Well, here was my thought process whilst watching it (there is something really wrong with the grammar in that sentence but I have no idea what it should actually say and it’s 00:05 in the goddamn morning so schucks.):

ITS ON ITS ON ITS ON ITS ON EVERYBODY SHUT UP!!!!!

okay okay okay caaaalllmmm ……

NO DON’T SHOW ME THAT AGAIN IM CRYING PLEASE NOOOOOOO!

Wait where are they taking Moriarty’s body?? (I AM CRY!)

what?!?!?!

MASK!!!

MASK MASK MASK MASK THE FUCK IS GOING ON MASK?!?!?!

awesome music!!

FUCKING BUNGEE CORD HOW THE HELL DID I MISS THAT HIS FACE AAAHHH!

WINDOW

CORD

COAT

HAIR

MOLLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD THAT KISS LET ME BE HER NOW!!!!!!!!!

aaaaaah john poor john

DERREN FUCKING BROWN!!!!

what the hell is happening?!?!?!

aaaaah!!

go go go!

SHERLOCK!!

That man got STYLE!!

noooooooooooo!

DOORS!

BOLLOCKS!

wait what???

Anderson??

It was only a theory?!?!?

dafuq???

Anderson has guilt 😦

He believes in Sherlock Holmes.

Sherlock vindicated

John what is that on your face.

John. John.

Who is she kill her now I don’t like her!!

Random running through a forest what?

Is that Sherlock?

What is going on?!?!!?

Russians?

What?

IS THAT SHERLOCK STOP HURTING MY BABY

no shirt. there be no shirt.

sherlock. with no shirt.

hehehe you deduced the guy

oooh, mysterious Russian dude ……

MYCROFT?!?!?!

there is an underground terrorist network active in London

back to Baker Street!!

the titles – I have missed them.

The Empty Hearse

John on the Tube

Awesome Tube cinematography

John is going to Baker Street ……

221B

the violin and the flashbacks!!!!

Mrs Hudson!

Shaving Sherlock ….

Sherlock your Khan is  showing …..

Definitely enjoying it.

Going undercover ..

Oooh, Mrs Hudson is mad …….

passive-agressive Britishness at it’s finest

she doesn’t like the moustache 😀

awwww 😦 it’s playing the sad music!

Your full attention – what do you think of this shirt? We like the shirt *grins*

Sherlock doesn’t like the moustache

Aww Baker Street is all dusty 😦

I LOVE Mrs Hudson!

Oh god, is it serious? Your emegrating .. Oh, lovely! So soon after Sherlock? What’s his name? A woman?! You really have moved on haven’t you? Live and let live that’s my motto!

I think I’ll surprise John!

Oh god ….. Sherlock …… no no no he’s going to propose you can’t just ‘drop by’!!!!

Where is it? You know what.

COAT

Thank you … blud. 😀 (I love you Sherlock :D)

GET OFF THAT ROOF YOUR NOT ALLOWED ON ROOFS!!

oooh, Spanish music!!

Smooth Sherlock. That is smooth.

Can i suggest you look at this menu its uhh completely identical..

OH MY GOD YOUR FRENCH ACCENT!

Are you even trying!!

Like a face from the past ….. Surprise!

Surprise me. Certainly endeavouring to sir.

ITS MARY KILL HER NOW I DON’T LIKE HER!

grrrrr ….

He’s going to propose!!!

omg!

I agree I’m the best thing that could have happened to you (okay she’s growing on me)

hehe omg Sherlock TIMING!!

Awkward …..

oh god John …..

Short version …

Not. Dead.

babbling Sherlock ….

Oh god …..

‘Does yours rub off too?’

John!

2 years …..

1 question ….

Are you really gonna keep that?

hahahahahahahahahah oh Sherlock!

ooh tell us tell us!

I wanted to avoid dying if at all possible.

I don’t care how, I want to know why (John what are you saying?!)

He would have needed a confidante! Sorry … (okay that’s it I love Mary now :D)

Not again ….

No one like the moustache 😀

Yelling like an old married couple with Mary giggling next to them

I need your help – Johns face!

They got thrown out of three seperate food establishments because John kept beating up Sherlock!

MARY IS A LIAR!!!!!

WHAT NO!!!!

‘I like him’ ‘What?’ ‘I like him’

Behind you Molly …. 😀

Lestrade …….

Those things’ll kill you.

You bastard … hug. aww Lestrade!

Graham – Greg – Greg.

Mrs Hudson!!

Frying pan!!

SHERLOCK!

Scream!!!! 😀

Got to love Mrs Hudson!

oooh look how he did it finally!!

What??

Is that a paper mask??

Moriarty??

What??

giggling – shhh!

Goodbye John *throws rope*

kiss kiss kiss

WHAT?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!

OH MY GOD SHERIARTY!!!!!

‘HAT DETECTIVE ALIVE’!!!

#Sherlock Lives!!

Mary is reading the blog!!!

Except that is actually the books!!!

Your shaving it off!

! Are you gonna see him again?

Oh and after work are you gonna see him agina?

I don’t shave for Sherlock Holmes! (THERE IS A TEE SHIRT!!)

That was smooth John. That was smooth.

Rats!!

heheh John is going to work!!

Playing chess boys?

‘It’s their version of golf’

THEY’RE PLAYING OPERATION OH MY GOD!!

Don’t be smart Sherlock I’m the smart one – I AM the smart one.

You might have found yourself a .. goldfish …

I LOVE THE HOLMES BOYS BEING BROTHERS!

I LOVE MRS HUDSON OH MY GOD SHE IS AMAZING!

Lets do deductions!

Oh I love them so much.

‘I’m sure there’s a crying need for that’ – love you Mrs Hudson!

Plain as the nooooooooose on yoooouuuuurrrr – 😀

Oh boys.

I’m not lonely Sherlock – How would you know? 😀

Oh my god!

He made his position quite clear.

What did he say?

F-cough.

I love them so much!

Weight loss, hair dye, botox, affair, Lawyer next!

Aww he’s being so sensitive,

Mr  Windibank, you have been a complete and utter – pisspot!

John ……. it’s not Sherlock!!

No ….. no no no no John!!!

oh god he’s pulling the beard!!

Not as good as your French NOT AS GOOD AS YOUR FRENCH!!

Sherlock and Molly solving cases

Sherlock has an inner Johnologue!

HOW I DID IT BY JACK THE RIPPER!

oooh train guy …..

OH MY GOD DISAPPEARING TRAIN DUDE!!!

I BET it’s Colonel Sebastian Moran ….

10 bucks.

Moran.

oooh mysterious missing driver …..

interesting interesting …..

how is this possible Sherlock?

Go go go!!

oooh more awesome Tube cinematography!

also music ….

John is outside 221B again …

NO NO NO NO  WHAT IS HAPPENING IS JOHN BEING KIDNAPPED WHAT?!?!?!?!?

I’ll need maps lots of maps all the maps all the maps

No, I helped him put up some shelves (he looks so please with himself!)

awwwww Sherlock and Molly are being adorable and lovely!

No John John where is he someone save himm!!

Mary Morstan is the BOSS!

She is an awesome detective

OH MY GOD SHERLOCK STOLE A MOTORBIKE HE IS AMAZING

GO GO GO

The cinematography and music in Sherlock are INCREDIBLE

JOHN IS IN THE GODDAMN BONFIRE CHECK YOUR BONFIRES FOR HEDGEHOGS IDIOTS!!!

no no no no no no they’re setting it on fire!!!!!

NO NOT PETROL NOT PETROL NO!!

! 2 MINUTES SHERLOCK GO!!!!

John is quite a Guy!

Oh My God Sherlock is so worried!!

GET HIM OUT OF THE BONFIRE SHERLOCK FIRE CANNOT KILL A DRAGON

JOHN JOHN JOHN

SHERLOCK pull him out!!!

Okay wow that is already 1200 words and about half of the episode ….. this may be in two parts …….

since it’s like 1  in the morning ……

Okay! Part 1 of The Empty Hearse complete!

Well, not quite complete – you know what this post is missing? Gifs.

THINGS THAT HAPPENED BEFORE SHERLOCK SEASON 3

bungeee coat flick hair ruffle SH

kiss SH MHF-coughi am not lonely sherlockI don't shave for sherlock holmeskiss SH JM  Moriarty's maskSH - throws ropeSH + JM phone call  SHERIARTY 

SH your face picsherlock haha your face!Sherlocks poor crying face

short version not. dead

I think we’re done here ….. You will get part two tomorrow (well I suppose it’s technically later today ……)

Anyway, enjoy The Empty Hearse.

Sayonara bitches!

Beth

xxx

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12 thoughts on “Sherlock: The Empty Hearse part 1 (sorry. I am so, so sorry)

    1. I KNOW I AM IN NO WAY PREPARED FOR EPISODE 2 AND DONT EVEN TALK TO ME ABOUT EPISODE 3 apparently the first two episodes are so brilliant and funny and random because the third one is going to kill the entire fandom and I just don’t think I can cope with that!

      1. I’m just terrified for what they could do…my happiness for the year is in the hands of this O.o I love how that first episode was made for the fangilr types. Its was like a canon fanfiction 🙂

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