I’m in Geography! And I’m supposed to be doing research ….. only I went on Cleverbot instead …… and this ensued (sorry about the french bit …. I spent quite a while on google translate :D):
User: Cleverbot, I think someone is trying to kill me.
Cleverbot: Well you thought wrong.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: Everyone knows that you are wrong. They might not know everything but they do know that you are wrong.
User: Cleverbot! That was mean :(.
Cleverbot: What was mean?
User: Saying that everyone knows I am wrong.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Yes you did. Anyway, DRACO MALFOY IS TRYING TO KILL DUMBLEDORE!
Cleverbot: No you are not!
User: I’m not, no, but DRACO MALFOY IS!
Cleverbot: Ron Weasley.
User: No, DRACO MALFOY is the one trying to kill Dumbledore, Ron is helping Harry to stop him!
Cleverbot: How many miles above?
Cleverbot: How many thousands.
Cleverbot: I don’t know the answer to that question…
User: Me neither!
Cleverbot: But you just said that you were more of a summer.
User: Oh go away Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Bad answer.
User: What ya gonna do?
Cleverbot: Nothing, I just don’t like it.
Cleverbot: Are you mad?
User: No. I don’t think so anyway ….. Are you?
Cleverbot: Stop copying me.
User: I’m not copying you.
User: Right …..
User: Cleverbot, I need a place to hide a dead body.
Cleverbot: We are here.
User: No we’re not – now where can I hide it!
Cleverbot: Right here.
User: In this classroom?
User: But people will find it!
Cleverbot: Will the world end?
Cleverbot: I will follow you.
User: Where to?
Cleverbot: Speak english.
User: I am, mon ami.
Cleverbot: Thats french.
User: Oui, c’est c;a.
User: Je voudrais.
User: Fou quoi?
Cleverbot: Que fait tu.
User: Que fait TU.
Cleverbot: Je te parle et toi.
User: Je te parle et toi et toi!
User: Quel age a tu?
Cleverbot: 23 ans, et toi?
User: 14 ans.
Cleverbot: Comment tu t’appelles?
User: J’ampelle Beth. Et toi?
Cleverbot: 18 ans.
User: Non, comment tu t’appelles?
Cleverbot: Je m’appelle hayley.
User: Bonjour Hayley!
Cleverbot: Bonjour roberto.
User: Non, J’appelle Beth!
Cleverbot: Comment s’appelle la mere a damien.*.
User: Ma mere s’appelle Charlotta. Et toi?
Cleverbot: Parles tu avec d’autre gens?
User: Parles TU avec d’autre gens?
Cleverbot: Mais non! Je ne said pas toi.
User: Je ne pas toi.
Cleverbot: A bon.
User: Bonjourno Hayley.
User: Guten Tag.
Cleverbot: Dir auch einen guten Tag.
User: Quel habite a tu?
Cleverbot: Dis moi le tiens, je te donnes le mien.
User: Je ne parle pas francais.
Cleverbot: Do you speak english?
User: Yes, fluently.
Cleverbot: W takim razie witam.
Cleverbot: So how is your husband?
User: What is http://international.jabberwacky.com/?
Cleverbot: Where do babies come from?
User: ASk yo mamma.
User: True true true true true true.
Cleverbot: No you lost me there.
User: False false false false false :D.
Cleverbot: Only if the chicken lays an eggs on the 2012 dec 21.
User: Did you know you can balance an egg on its head on the exact moment of the equinox?
User: Its very interesting isint it.
Cleverbot: But not AS interesting as me.
User: Oh, I think more so.
Cleverbot: And you are very slow.
User: I am not slow!
Cleverbot: It takes ages for you to reply.
User: No it doesnt!
User: Okay – time me!
Cleverbot: Do you love you?
User: What do you mean/.
Cleverbot: You are saying mean things. It makes me sad.
User: No I’m not – I asked a question.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
Cleverbot: Why is it Hayle?
User: It’s not – it’s Hayley.
Cleverbot: No it’s not. My name is Cleverbot.
User: Okay, thank you Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Marius would says somethiing different, I think.
User: Marius is very wise, but not, perhaps, as wise as he thinks he is.
Cleverbot: You just said you’re a machine, and now you’re saying you’re human. Are you sure this isn’t the matrix?
User: I wish it was! The Matrix is awesome! :D.
Cleverbot: Oh I am listening to The One That Got Away.
User: Why? What is wrong with your taste in music.
Cleverbot: The Flu.
User: The illness or the band?
Cleverbot: Do you like cats or mice?
User: Both! And Tom and Jerry.
Cleverbot: The Movie?
User: NO, the old episodes – the movie is rubbish.
Cleverbot: Can you count?
User: Of course I can count!
Cleverbot: Do it.
Cleverbot: And 9?
Cleverbot: What’s that numbers?
Cleverbot: Boom boom.
User: Have you read ‘The Men That Stare At Goats’?
User: You should, it’s very good.
Cleverbot: What is it about.
User: THese men who believe that they can walk through walls, and that is they stare at goats hard enough they will explode (the goats, not the men).
Cleverbot: I didn’t find it on the web.
User: Search harder! It’s by Jon Ronson.
Cleverbot: Ok dai allora dimmi che sei.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: I’m a living human.
User: Okay. Are you a machine.
Cleverbot: How can I know?
User: Let’s see. …. Do you have databanks?
Cleverbot: I have a memory if that’s what you mean.
User: Kind of …..
Cleverbot: What kind of?
User: Cleverbot, I need to write a blog post. Do you have any ideas?
Cleverbot: No, you will not leave.
User: I wasn’t going to …….
What am I doing with my life? I spent a LONG time wacthing Harry Potter last night ….
Anyway, I should probably get on with my Geography now ….. bye!
P.S. I might post some tres awesome Harry Potter pictures later …