Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
Rest In Peace Steve Almighty.
approximately 10 days ago, this blog went into mourning for Steve Almighty. Today is his funeral.
I have composed a eulogy using his own words from those moments when he hijacked my blog. How we shall miss him ………..
A Very Stevely Christmas part 2 (alas, now never to have a part three)
This is his eulogy:
Hello, peoples of the blog-o-sphere, I am STEVE ALMIGHTY! As you may already know, I am the Umpa Lumpa that lives on that strange creature Beth’s head. I am not your common and garden Umpa Lumpa, oh no, – I, am a Capillus Umpa Lumpus. Literally, Umpa Lumpa of the hair. I share my abode with The Green Magical Snake, although he doesn’t talk much. I am also
CHIEF HIGH PRESIDENT EMPEROR OF ALL
of the Umpa Lumpas. Cower before me mortals!! However, I shall be merciful, and bless your house with gumdrops. Go forth into the world and bring them to all you meet. The Great God Steve is charitable. Thou art a Disciple of Steve. Gumdrops upon you. Now go forth, and spread the word of Steve.
“Do you think Steve will escape Death?”
“This is all your fault Steve”
Rest In Peace Steve Almighty. We have had many times, good, bad ……… bad ………..
I shall miss you old friend.
Peoples of the blog-o-sphere, for the last time, I give you,