Ramblings of a Misguided Squirrel

~Musings on Life from a Squirrel and her resident Umpa Lumpa~

Mind Palace for Rent

on January 27, 2013

I need to write a post. I really need to write a post … This post is being written. Now. I am sitting down and not leaving this chair until this post is done. Oooh look squirrel ………………………..

*3 hours later*

Sorry about that ……. I was chasing a squirrel and fell down a badger hole ……. it was like a weird, twisted version of Alice in Wonderland ……….   Picture2

Anyhoo ……….

So today I want to talk about squidanators. Or attmpt to, whilst covering up any actually information pertaining to said squidanators. This should be easy …….

Okay I give up already.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY HEAD TODAY?!?!

(and not just generally. I mean today, specifically.)

You know my sisters just said that she was going to literally rip my head off? I think she meant figuratively there ….

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What is hell is going on in my head??????????????  Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows …..

Oooh more Sherlock ……

‘Nice hat.’

‘Thanks.’

‘I was being sarcastic’

‘Well I stole your face’

=O

Hehehehehe …………

What is wrong with my brain …………

 …………… I think I should call him Brian ……………………………….. Brian the Brain …………………………….. ooooooooooooooohhhhhhh ………………………………. ice ice baby ……………………………………………

*ow.ow.ow*

*Finishes banging head on table*

*owwwwww ……*

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I need to talk to Mandy about a Bannana Bar ……. or a Panda Bear ………

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I should probably go now …….

Byeeee!

DFTBA

Beth

 

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5 responses to “Mind Palace for Rent

  1. Sorry if this is slightly … unordered …. I don’t do blogging at weekends … 😀

  2. georgepeat says:

    This post is so random it has made me feel boring and predictable

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