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Doctor Who/I’m Baaaaack!

I’m sorry! I’m so sorry! I VANISHED! That was bad and wrong of me. But look! Blog post! Please don’t kill me, it’s Christmas! Kind of. Not really. It’s been a while ……

Anyhooo, today I want to talk about …..

DOCTOR WHO!

Also known as the greatest show in the known universe, Taby don’t even think about saying anything.

As you can tell, I love Doctor Who. Since this is going to have to be a quick post, I just thought I’d share this:

Whovian Code:

I (insert name here) hereby swear to ….

  1. Always say allons-y instead of let’s go, here we go, vamos a ir or any variation
  2. I will quote Doctor Who whenever possible
  3. I will never ignore a coincidence
  4. I will never look away from a stone angel even if I’m being rude to someone else
  5. I will never use violence unless it is the last option (which it never is) or Rose Tyler is in danger
  6. I will say nothing except for BAD WOLF on 12-21-12
  7. I will always explain things at hyper-speed
  8. I will always appear to have a plan, but never will
  9. I will never give up
  10. I will always say “What could possibly go wrong?” because something will
  11. I will never purposely stand in a shadow
  12. I will cry
  13. If I am in pain I will show it
  14. I will never stop believing in The Doctor
  15. I will fall over pointlessly
  16. When falling I will say “Geronimo!”
  17. I will never simply say “I’m sorry”. I will say “I’m sorry, I’m so sorry …”
  18. I will Vote Saxon [X]
  19. YANA ever
  20. I will make random Doctor Who connections whenever possible no matter who I’m with
  21. I will never ignore a crack
  22. I will always say I’m from Gallifrey
  23. Always push, pull, press, open the bottom, lever, switch or door that says to do the opposite
  24. I will ignore KEEP OUT signs
  25. I will talk my way out of everything
  26. I deny this reality
  27. I believe in aliens
  28. The Doctor is real
  29. It’s not just a show, it’s my life
  30. I will Run. For. My. Life. Just to get down the street
  31. Bow-Ties are cool
  32. Fezzes are cool
  33. I will never abbreviate Doctor
  34. I will ask random people “Are you my mummy?”
  35. I will ignore the consequences, this is my life

I (state your name) fully understand what I am pledging. I will never break my pledge. Whovians unite. We are strong, we are many, we are together.

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If you don’t watch Doctor Who, or don’t have the faintest idea what I’m talking about, or just think I’m a bit weird, watch all Doctor Who episodes from 2005 onwards, and when you’re done laughing/crying/dancing around the room cos EVERYBODY LIVES, you can tell me about Doctor Who. Plus I got a very awesome Doctor Who mug for Christmas.

WOW, over 500 words. Okay, that was longer than I thought it would be. Anyhow, I’m back, and I love Doctor Who. Hi!

Hasta La Vista,

Beth

P.S Steve will be returning shortly, he is currently on holiday. He sends peace and banananas 😀

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