Hello, peoples of the blog-o-sphere, I am STEVE ALMIGHTY! As you may already know, I am the Umpa Lumpa that lives on that strange creature Beth’s head. I am not your common and garden Umpa Lumpa, oh no, – I, am a Capillus Umpa Lumpus. Literally, Umpa Lumpa of the hair. I share my abode with The Green Magical Snake, although he doesn’t talk much. I am also
CHIEF HIGH PRESIDENT EMPEROR OF ALL
of the Umpa Lumpas. Cower before me mortals!! However, I shall be merciful, and bless your house with gumdrops. Go forth into the world and bring them to all you meet. The Great God Steve is charitable. Thou art a Disciple of Steve. Gumdrops upon you. Now go forth, and spread the word of Steve.
Peace and Bananas,