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The Random Hedgehog

Every time I start to think

I’m sensible or sane,

The random hedgehog comes along and

MESSES WITH MY BRAIN!

(Thank you Eleanor)

So, after the seriousness of Monday – two posts in one day! (well one and a half), and very philosophical they were too – I’ve decided to go back to my roots – namely, my squirrel self. For indeed,

I am a squirrel

(albeit a very philosophical one)

trapped in human form!!

This is all part of the ongoing battle over my hair. My hair is AUBURN, defined in the dictionary as,

‘a reddish brown or golden brown colour’

Ginger, on the other hand, is defined as,

‘a yellowish or orangey brown colour’

MY HAIR IS NOT GINGER!!! Nor, Elly, does it look like there is a small orange and green person with dodgy hair sitting on top of it. So, on the basis that they couldn’t hold out forever, my friends changed tactics. I am now, a red squirrel. Consequently, any picture of ‘me’ is now a red squirrel, and any picture of a red squirrel is heralded by,

“Beth! Look! It’s you!”

So, in reverence to this fact, I have changed both my blog name, and my picture. Beth: 0, Forces of Evil (otherwise known as Elly): 1. They may have won the battle, but the war will go on!

Signing off in order to contemplate my squirrel-ness,

Beth.

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